It was only a couple of weeks ago I was writing about how Snide was under attack from people trying to put the kibosh on our online activities. The first offensive targeted our education provision under the laughable proviso that giving people academic qualifications in return for money is not how its done.
Of course the witch-hunt didn't end there, but instead has cost a good man his job when all he wanted to do was serve the public. They say it is for the good of the public that they persecute Snide, well was anybody in Iran helped by their prospective Interior Minister being branded a fraud. No, someone had paid good money for that degree and all Mr Ali Kordan did was say he had the qualification, which as he obviously had the certificate was perfectly true
You will recall I also mentioned the scurrilous attack on our direct marketing department (Codename - Sending People Apposite Mailshots) again justified on spurious grounds, this time a baseless theory that some people do not need to improve their sex life and are too lazy to delete a couple of e-mails !
Well now they've shown their true colours and have moved to an all out fight against our health care division, WellSnide.
This week the man we called 'King Viagra' got taken down and the media have been giving blanket coverage of one of the corporate correctness brigade lackeys telling people not to buy our products online because they might not get what they wanted and what they do get could be dangerous. Have they not heard of what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger? A 50/50 chance is pretty good!
All this just smacks of the nanny state! Well listen here Mr Poppins with your so called 'cracking report', this isn't Soviet Russia, people have the right to spend their own money how they want without interference from namby pamby do-gooders. If a hard-working man wants to chance his arm, or any other body part, on buying potentially lethal substances from someone they have no contact with and no comeback on, that's up to them.
Look, I'm not saying that WellSnide's pharmaceuticals are the real deal (well not here, of course I do on the e-mails) but most importantly they are cheap(ish) and you don't have the embarrassment of having to admit to a Doctor or Chemist that you are ill - surely that outweighs the chance that the drugs might kill you.
Anyway, with the possibility of the online market being affected by our opponents' propaganda, we have had to look at alternative distribution methods and we have produced a training film showing how the quality of Snide pharmaceutical provision can be maintained in the retail environment.
Tudor Canibag
Head of IT
SnideUK
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