So what did you think of the Doctor Who finale? I liked it, especially when they quickly bodged together a new Doctor that wasn't as good as the original and who ended up being a bit of a disappointment and causing injury and death. It was like a Snide Doctor!
However, Evilyne is spitting nails as she had just 'doctored' a whole load of reject dolls to be Donna Noble. I know she needed to change the colour of the hair, goodness knows what the process entailed, but Evilyne is a genius with chemicals. Anyway following on from the season finalé Lennie asked us to go on a big sales drive.
The upshot is that I've been a bit busy this week attaching Doctor Who stickers to all the leftover and unsaleable guff we have. You see that's what SnideUK does - exploit consumer demand, for brands built up by other people, with substandard tat - and it really is a brilliant sales model. I think we should win a prize!
Spoiler Alert!!! It's the new Cyber-Leader battle bus!
So keep your eye out at SnideUK outlets for more great 'new' Doctor Who products.
You could get a Sarah Jane Smith Skateboard, Cloned Alt-Human Doctor Roll-On Anti-Perspirant or the Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewpot Saucepan Set (with authentic telfon-style coating).
Mickey Nomark
Head of Sales
SnideUK
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