SnideUK

Mickey's Market-Stall Musings - A Complaint

It's not all fun and banter in this job you know.  Sometimes you have to deal with ungrateful, unsatisfied customers who think I've got nothing better to do than listen to their problems...

Mickey Nomark
Head of Sales
SnideUK

We are a People Business

Many people think of me as intimidating.  But it's not true!  Even Evilyne says that I'm a big pussycat.

And as our Marketing and Branding Director Bob Bunco says, having a good media-friendly public image is important to SnideUK, after all we are a people business...

Lennie McVitie
Chairman of the Board
SnideUK

Mickey's Market-Stall Musings - Company Image

SnideUK takes it's public image very seriously.

Actually working on the retail outlets I head up, I am the public face of SnideUK.  In this regular weekly slot, I'll be passing on the benefit of my experience to our sales force with some of my pearls of wisdom.

Mickey Nomark
Head of Sales
SnideUK

Meet the Team

What a week we've had!  The launch of the website has gone down a storm and has caused a lot of consternation in the IP community!  Just what we'd hoped for!  Lennie says that it's just what the do-gooders deserve!

As for our launch event in Manchester, Our Head of Sales Mickey Nomark had a great time.  He's recorded loads of great new training and promotional videos for us, the first he promises to post on Monday, so watch this space!

You've now met some of the SnideUK team on one of our training videos and the video of our AGM. So, I thought you might like to be properly introduced to everyone...

Tudor Canibag
Head of IT
SnideUK

SnideUK's AGM

Our Chairman and Managing Director Lennie "Crackers" McVitie is passionate in his belief that SnideUK is a business success story.  We make £4 billion pounds a year, and we do that by successfully bypassing such inconvenient things as having to use safe raw materials, conforming to safety standards, paying taxes, or frankly giving a toss about the quality of our products or the damage they may do to people, companies or the economy.

We recently had our AGM.  Here's an excerpt showing Lennie in action.

Tudor Canibag
Head of IT
SnideUK

SnideUK - Poison

Good communication is vital in this business.

I have been producing some new training videos for Mickey Nomark's front-line sales team (cleverly disguised as do-gooder public service announcements), and in this excerpt you can see how bad communication can lead to a lost sale.

Evilyne Garotte-Onesto
Business Development Director
SnideUK

SnideUK - An Announcement

Lennie McVitie
Chairman of the Board
SnideUK